Hiiiaa!!!My name is Chloé, I'm from Northern England, I eat lots of Pizza & listen to a lot of bands, music is my life & my guitars are my babies...Come talk to me I'm always lonely :(
i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some
stop reblogging this
When you fart in class and it doesn’t make a sound
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING
Turn ons: when Chris Evans’ jaw does the thing
Click and choose your own adventure!
JUST CLICK ON SLYTHERIN
JUST DO IT
CLICK ON ANY OF THE LINKS THEN CLICK THE NUMBER 5 BENEATH THE COMIC
THEY’RE ALL PERFECT
*points at favorite band* i hate that band
*points at favorite band member* he’s the worst
I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.
So you don’t believe women exist?
Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.
Somebody get him some ice.
okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.
riots are breaking out in glasgow right now, scottish flags are being burned, people are making nazi salutes, there is racism and sectarianism and god knows what else, there are supposed stabbings, people are being beaten up purely for voting Yes, but the bbc has decided that a news story more worthy of being reported is the first iphone 6 owner dropping his new phone. the anti-scottish bias from the bbc is reaching new levels of absurdity
being a cishet looks boring why do people do that
Idk maybe bc sexuality/gender isnt based on how cool or interesting an individual wants to look
yeah but why be boring when u can be awesome and not cishet
yeah but why treat lgbt+ identities like some trendy fashion accessory that ppl can just slap on to look cool when u could not act like a complete idiot
"You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers," Loki tells Natasha, and he turns out to be totally right about that.
Because SHIELD is Hydra. Well played, Loki. Well played.
do you sometimes wonder if marvel planned it all or just hopes it works out
lukes daughter sniffling in class because daddy luke is on tour so he cant make the fathers day party but then the classroom door swings open and theres luke standing in the doorway worried if he disturbed the wrong room but then luke sees his daughter and drops to his knees as she runs and launches herself into her daddy arms